How to be an heiress and live a privileged life :
- Be born into the right family. Choose your chromosomes wisely.
- Create a tradition, very early in life, of throwing great birthday parties.
- Figure out how to become tall and lanky and never gain weight.
- Develop a way of entering a room that looks almost royal - but NOT snobby.
- Eat only the worst junk : McDonald's, Snicker Bars, cotton candy and drink chocolate milk and Coca-Cola or the most fabulous food there is : fois gras and caviar. Eat nothing in between.
- Have a perfect skin but never wash it, pile the makeup on and sleep with it, but never ever have a break out - perfect skin is a birthright.
- Never wake up before ten, never go to bed before three.
- Only sleep on Egyptian cotton sheets with a 400 to 600 thread count.
- Only cover yourself with down comforters with goose feathers.
- Never only have one cell phone when you can have many. Lose one all the time. Not only that - it's very important to get a new model the minute it comes out. Nokia, Ericsons, Motorolas - those are the coolest. Always have at least two numbers : a friend line and a business line.
- Never wear the same thing twice if you're photographed in it. People will say you have only one outfit - and that's annoying. If you're happy wear pink. If you're depressed - or going to a black tie event - wear black.
- Never drink Diet Coke. Diet Coke is for fat people. Only drink real Coca-Cola. Or Red Bull. Hate champagne, because that's what everyone expect you to love. Red Bull is the best party drink. You never get tired.
